other things i could have done with the time i spent waiting around for nothing this morning

1. played nine holes of golf
2. slept an entire rem cycle, eaten breakfast, and ironed my clothes
3. watched four episodes of sex and the city and made a sandwich
4. played a full soccer game and gotten ice cream afterwards
5. taken the slow train to seoul
6. played a full game of risk
7. prepared for both of the classes i have left to teach this week
8. called my parents, sisters, and four or five other people
9. gotten my hair cut at aveda
10. gotten a hair cut, manicure, and pedicure at any other salon
11. read 8 chapters in my book
12. listened to my current playlist twice
13. cooked a small turkey
14. made 43 bags of microwave popcorn