me, on tv

if my life were a tv show, today, definitely today, would be the opening credits. the cool autumn breeze in my hair, theme song pumping in the background, finally, after weeks of searching, a good latte in my hand, and me feeling as though i could conquer the world. if my life were a tv show there would be no subtitles. i dont understand what is going on, why should anyone else? or, perhaps, the subtitles could be just as confused as i am. "did i just say 'i dont understand' or 'how much does that cost?'" the viewers wouldnt know either. but it doesnt matter, we are only on the opening credits. if my life were a tv show, the credits would include a gaggle of girls yelling hello to me and then screaming with glee when i asked them how they were in korean, like what happened today. if my life were a tv show it would be cancelled in a week. but today, opening credit day, good latte day, screaming korean girl day, i dont care one bit.