Tuesday, August 28, 2007

An open letter to the Republic of Korea

dear korea,

i wanted to be sure to thank you for your insertion of a public restroom on every city block. it brings me no small amount of joy (and relief) to know that help for an emergency situation is always just around the corner. at no time is this more appreciated than when i walk past the "pig intestine" restaurant on my way to work. the odor released from that establishment is enough t
o take down a large elephant. (did you know that before cooking their wares they clean them in the alley that is my route to work?) regardless, thank you again for ensuring that i do not have to regurgitate in the street. im sure you can appreciate how that would add to the air quality of the area.

sincerely
a


ps. my co-workers at the work bbq and daejeon at sunrise.

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